It’s that time of the year, folks. Time to honor the women who have spent the past year, unbeknownst to them, providing me with all the pleasure that one hand can provide one solitary, punch-drunk man. And when I am having sex with a less desirable woman, which is most, if not all of the time, it’s good to know that these women are permanently etched in my brain to get me to where I need to go.
So, joining 2014 SBHOF Inductees:
Ana Ivanovic
Ashley Wagner
Aristea Brady
Nicole Aniston
Please join me in welcoming this years SBHOF Class of 2015:
ZUSKA LIGHT – Online Fitness Sensation
Check out her YouTube channel to see this sexy fitness specimen in action. It’s not only her amazing body, it’s her thick Eastern European accent and sweaty Lululemon that has her rumored to be the next Bond Girl. Her workouts get results too. My right wrist and forearm have never been stronger since I started following her on YouTube and Instagram.
MEGYN KELLY – Fox News
The Fox News lineup is so deep with female talent, so to standout and get the call to the Spank Bank Hall is a genuine accomplishment. Megyn had two kids and got even hotter, and her whiskey-kitten voice is just the sort of sultry sound I need to hear when I’m pitchin’ a tent in prime time.
HEATHER CHILDERS – Fox News
I discovered this early AM bombshell after staying up all night drinking, and her body hugging outfits are a reason to wake up early to take care of morning wood.
So, thank you ladies. Men (and a lot of women too) are raising their one free hand in salute.
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