Drunk. It’s 2pm and I haven’t been to bed yet…still up from last night. Drank all night. Hooked up with Stacey. I didn’t bang her, but I kind of ate her out. Had her shirt off. Going to bed now. Probably sleep all day.
I was three days from living up to my Lenten promise of no drinking. I failed. I lived up to the no sex, though. Going down on a girl and handjobs from massage girls don’t count as sex.