Nothing cool happened last night. I came home drunk and called some escorts on Backpage. No one was taking appointments that late – thank god, I can’t afford it. And I texted that piece of flab Tawnel. She texted back and said we will talk tomorrow. We haven’t talked and I hope we don’t. I was just really desperate for a handjob last night. Still am.
A hot girl will fall in love with me. It will happen soon enough for me. It’s gonna happen this year for me.